I really wish I could have seen Ke$ha in concert tonight. Oh wait, no I don't

In other news, I just returned from the studio for recording a track with The Del Toros. Best of luck to you, my talented friends. You could overrule Ke$ha with one bar chord.

I adopted my own grandparents

Forget rock n' roll stars, these are my role models.

Have you ever been inside of a haunted hospital?

I have. And yesterday I explored one with my faithful explorer-sidekick, Tori the panda. There were three abandoned levels of pure emptiness and decay to walk down, leading us to its basement where we found windows with chains and an old doctor's mask. I am glad we made it out alive and didn't fall through the top floor.